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Tuesday, May 03, 2005

Ice Cream Man - Level 1

It was today that Bernard and I realised even roadside vendors like the ice cream man can also be categorised into noobs and pros. Here are the differences:
Me: Rasberry ripple, wafer.
Pro Ice Cream Man: *cuts ice cream block, puts ice cream in between 2 slices of wafer biscuits, hands over*
Me: *pays $1*
- End of transaction -

Me: Rasberry ripple, wafer.
Noob Ice Cream Man: *cuts ice cream block, puts ice cream in between 3 slices of wafer biscuits, hands over*
Me: ... *pays $1*
- End of transaction -

Bernard had this to share (same ice cream man involved)...
Bernard: Ah, Uncle, cup one...
Noob Ice Cream Man: What flavour you want? *points to poster*
Bernard: Err... *(Isn't it supposed to be mixed flavours in a cup???)* ... chocolate chip.
Noob Ice Cream Man: Retarded ice cream
Bernard: -_- *pays $1*

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